"All I wanted to do was to take a dump, your honor. After all I’ve been through, can’t I just take a dump at Best Buy?"
"I just hope when she does her pageants, the judges don’t take away points because she’s got a pig heart."
— Honey Boo Boo’s Mom
"James Cameron doesn’t do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron!"
— James Cameron
- Token: Kyle, I'm trying to make compelling television.
- Kyle: You got Randy Newman to do the theme song, you're not trying that hard.
"This is exactly what Adele is talking about! Our culture celebrates aneorexia, and makes us ashamed that we don’t have slim stomachs, and perky little tits like Kyle."
"I may be fat, but I’m not Honey Boo Boo!"
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